Urgent Alert: Stop with the nicknames!!

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Everyone please stop using Kim Jong Fatty, Kim Fatty Jong, Kimmy Kimmy Fatty Fatty III, Kim Tummy III, Kim Chunky, Kimmy Chunky Chunky, Kim Chunks III, Kim Dumpling, or any variation immediately. This is not a drill. He threatened to start eating the world’s fish supply, starting with the endangered bacon-wrapped scallop fish. Please stop using any sort of nickname online, including Kimmy Chubs III immediately.